Crazy Adventures

Friday Night-
Jamie's brilliant idea: CARVING CONTEST! We drove out to the 24 hour Sobey's and were allowed to buy whatever we wanted to carve (of the fruit/vegetable persuasion mostly) and then whipped out the knives and had at! AJ and I constructed likenesses of Jamie and Kate from potatoes so that they could be arranged into sexual positions (we gave Jamie the benefit of the doubt :P ); Jon made a hilarious and actually really good figure of Nelson Mandela out of a yam, some broccoli hair and some radish limbs; Kate carved a pretty awesome dolphin; Jamie, before being viciously attacked by his Jamaican peppers (Telehealth is USELESS) made Jon's head out of a melon.. it looked hysterically terrifying, and we left it later on Mark's porch for him, or someone in his family, to discover in the morning haha!

What a good time, this random shit is what I live for!
Though.. when one really thinks about it.. it's a tiny bit sickening that us middle-class-suburban-brats buy food and then waste it for our personal amusement.

I discovered the benefits of being (seemingly) overly friendly to the kid with the late shift at Tim Hortons, he gave me like a million more timbits than I paid for! Score!

Saturday Afternoon-
Jamie's brilliant idea TAKE TWO!: We + Kate + Mark drove a good long while but finally made it to JUNGLE CAT WORLD!!!!!! Don't you just want to say that with an asian accent? Try it.. JUNGLE CAT WORRLLDD!!!!! Basically a zoo, somewhere around Oshawa, except not huge and featuring cats of all sorts (lions, tigers, leopards, lynxs, panthers, jaguars, etc etc) as well as some random things like monkeys, and some arctic wolves (which I particularly liked). There was a big ass pen filled with BUNNIES!! Also bunnies and goats wandering free range all over the place. And in the playground.. one of the goats climbed to the top of the slide and was sitting there.. (I'm the king of the castle!) Very amusing.

Saturday Night-
STRAHAN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY! It was awesome. Poor M. spent a good few hours on his back on the front lawn haha (I'd feel more sorry for him if I didn't feel a whole lot MORE sorry for Strahan for having to clean up after him.. and a couple other people..) Highlights include: dancing with Jessica in the basement (ow ow!!), Strahan and his kilt.. and the mark his face left in his cake hahaha, getting better acquainted with Ronnie (him assisting me with verticality for an extended period of time haha), ummm what else.. I can't remember a ton off-hand. Anyways.. GREAT party Strahan. Awesome to see lots of TYWO folk. I crashed there and dreamt about Jesse all night (I hope that doesn't freak you out Jesse haha we had adventures in NY.. there was a crazy like alien flying saucer that would appear in the sky and when it did everyone would start screaming and freaking out and run away and we were like WTF?! and then noticed that the people who didn't run away in time were getting like.. zapped.. scary) and awoke with Skittles the cat on my leg, she stayed down there with me all night, DAYUM I WANT A KITTY! I needs me that unconditional love!

P.S. Me + Kate + Jamie before heading out to see Alkaline Trio.. ignore that I look like a cow in this picture, doesn't Jamie look freaky with eye-liner?