Seeking Enslavement.. er.. Employment

For some reason lately I've been motivated to get a job, I really have no idea why, but I've been looking around. I noticed that I don't have my references saved on this computer (must be on the computer at home or something) so I'm slightly unsure of what to do if an employer asks me for them.. even if I were to get them from home, would it be for the better or the worse to give them the contact information of previous employers? The thing is, any jobs I've had have been seasonal, meaning I've only worked at them for a few weeks or a few months at time.. so it's very possible that someone would call them and ask them about me and they wouldn't remember who I was.. wouldn't that maybe reflect somewhat negatively? Is it worth putting them down anyway? If not what should I do for references? Hmm..

Anyone have any advice?

In other news, during my exploration of the "may contain traces of peanuts" world, I've come across Hostess Chocolate Cupcakes. All I can say is that if that trace of peanuts happens to show up, I will die while experiencing an orgasm. Who could ask for more?